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Flying Spaghetti Monster Pastafarianism Poll

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Parody religion or real religion? Does the FSM exist? What kind of pastafarian are you?
What is your gender?
Female
Male
Third Gender
How old are you?
Under 10
11 - 12
13 - 14
15 - 16
17
18 - 21
22 - 25
26 - 30
31 - 40
41 - 50
51 - 60
Over 60
Where are you from?
Western Europe
Eastern Europe
Scandinavia
North America
Central America
South America
Africa
Asia
Oceania
What is your sexual orientation?
Heterosexual - attracted towards the opposite sex
Homosexual - attracted towards the same sex
Bisexual - attracted towards both sexes
Bi-curious - Heterosexual with somewhat curiousity for the same sex
Asexual - no attraction
How important is religion for you?
Most important
Very important
Important
A little important
Not important
Are you a Pastafarian?
Yes I am
No, never was
Yes I was, now I'm not
What kind of Pastafarian are you?
Secular Pastafarian - Atheist, agnostic, secular humanist who doesn't believe in gods and use Pastafarianism in satirical purpose and to satirisize creationism
Religious Pastafarianism - Religious person who really believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster as much as Christians believe in God, Muslims in Allah and Buddhists in Buddha. You trully believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and that he created the world
Pseudo-Pastafarian - Person who has a religion(Christian, Muslim, Judaist,Buddhist etc.) or doesn't (atheist, agnostic, humanists, etc) who doesn't believe in FSM and pastafarianism for real but just uses pastafarianism for fun (join the FSM holidays, dress as pirate or FSM etc).
I'm not a Pastafarian
What is your religion?
Christian
Muslim
Judaist
Buddhist
Confucianist
Hindu
Shinto
Pagan
Satanist
Occultist
Spiritualist
Scientologist
Weak atheist - the absence of theistic belief without a conscious rejection of it, do not believe in deities, but do not assert it is true that deities do not exist
Strong atheist - belief in god is irrational and should therefore be rejected, it is false that any deities exist
Soft agnostic - "I don't know whether any deities exist or not, but maybe one day, when there is evidence, we can find something out."
Hard agnostic - "I cannot know whether a deity exists or not, and neither can you."
Secularist
Humanist
Secular Humanist
Freethinker
Secular Pastafarian
Religious Pastafarian
Other
What is your political ideology?
Democrat
Republican
Conservative
Liberal
Libertarian
Anarchist
Communitarian
Communist
Socialist
Social Democrat
Nationalist
National-Socialist (nazist)
Fascist
Feminist
Environmentalist
Centrist
Other
None/Apolitical/No political interest or afiliation
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster exist?
Yes
No
Not sure/I don't know
Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster made man?
Yes
No
No, man made FSM
Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster made the world?
Yes
Maybe
No
I don't know
Creationism or evolutionism?
Creationism
Evolutionism
Both
None
Who is Bobby Henderson ?
A real prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The creator of Pastafarianism
A heathen
Some atheist who made a parody religion
I don't know
How many Comandaments of Pastafarianism are there?
3
5
6
7
8
9
10
12
13
15
20
100
I don't know
Do you go to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ?
Yes
No cuz I don't have one
No and I don't want to
In how much time was the world created?
5 days
6 days
7 days
2000 years
4000 years
5000 years
Millions of years
Hundreds of millions of years
Billions of years
I don't know
Your oppinion of Pastafarianism
A true religion
Funny
It's ok
Sinfull and blasphemous
Stupid
Dangerous
No opinion
Should Pastafarianism become a true religion?
It already is a true religion
Yes
No
No opinion
You think Pastafarianism will become a major religion in the world?
Yes
Maybe
No
Not sure
In how much time Pastafarianism will become the largest religion in the world?
In 100 years
In 200 - 300 years
In 500 years
In 1000 years
After 2000 years
Never
Do you read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Yes
No but I want to
No and I don't want to
Your oppinion of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Greatest book in the world
Funny
Brilliant
Stupid
Insulting&Blashemeous
Imagination!
It's ok
No opinion
Have you tried Pastafarianism for 30 days ?
Yes and I remained a Pastafarian
Yes and I got back to my religion
Yes I've tried it and gave up under 30 days
No but I'll like to try
No, not interested
No, never, I won't try not even for 30 seconds
Your friend has become a Religious Pastafarian.
He/she is not my friend anymore
He/she is still my friend
He/she can do whatever he/she wants, I don't mind/care
I'll try to convince him/her to give up Pastafarianism
He/she should be a Secular Pastafarian
He/she should be a Pseudo-Pastafarian
I have no friends
Did you bought The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Yes
No and I don't want to
No but I want to
No I got it for free
No I downloaded it from the internet
No I read it on the internet
No I borrowed it from somebody
How much did The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster cost?
Under 5$
5 - 6$
7 - 8$
9 $
10 $
10 - 11 $
11 - 12 $
12 - 13 $
13 - 15 $
15 - 17$
17 - 20$
20 - 25 $
25 - 30 $
30 - 40$
40 - 50$
50 - 100 $
Over 100$
Do you want the Flying Spaghetti Monster to exist?
Yes
He already exist
No
No opinion
What if he already exist?
Which country will become pastafarian(have pastafarianism as the largest religion)?
USA
UK
Canada
Brazil
Australia
New Zealand
Japan
Korea
Norway
Spain
Sweden
South Africa
Brazil
Russia
India
Taiwan
I don't know
Other
No country sha'll be pastafarian
Where would you go after you'll die?
Heaven
Hell
Limbo
Purgatory
Nowhere, body will rot
I don't know
Which Heaven will you choose to go?
Christian Heaven - with agensl, saints, prophets, God, goodness, loved ones
Pastafarian Heaven - Mountain of cool beer and sexy strippers
Other Heaven
There is no heaven
Where will a Pastafarian go after he/she'll die?
In Pastafarian Heaven or Hell is he/she was good
In Heaven or Hell is he/she was good
In Hell for being Pastafarian
I don't know
He/she'll body just rot and thats all, there is not Heaven or Hell
Your oppinion about piracy(copyright and patent law, free sharing of knowledge).
Good
Bad
Necessary evil
Good, it's the Pastafarian way
No opinion
What are the Somali pirates?
True pastafarians
Pastafarian Holy Warriors
Pastafarian Freedom Fighters
Pastafarian fundamentalists
Pastafarian extremists
Bad guys who rob innocent people
Bad guys who pretend to be pastafarians
Poor guys that take from the rich and give to the poor
Poor guys that take from the rich and keep for themselves
What form of government should a pastafarian state have?
Presidential republic - An executive branch is led by a president who serves as both head of state and head of government.
Parliamentary republic - where parliaments are effectively supreme over a separate head of state
Semi-presidential republic - President and parliament have equal powers
Parliamentary constitutional monarchy - in which the monarch does not personally exercise power
Constitutional monarchy - the monarch personally exercises power, often (but not always) alongside a weak parliament
Absolute monarchy - monarch wields unrestricted political power over the sovereign state and its people, exercises ultimate governing authority as head of state and head of government, his or her powers are not limited by a constitution or by the law
Authoritarian regime - Characterized by highly concentrated, and centralized power maintained by political repression and the exclusion of potential challengers. It uses political parties and mass organizations to mobilize people around the goals of the regime. It emphasizes arbitrary law rather than the rule of law, it often includes election rigging, political decisions being made by a select group of officials behind closed doors, a bureaucracy that sometimes operates independently of rules.
Anarchy - No rules, no rulers
Pirate code - code of conduct invented for governing pirates. Generally each pirate crew had its own code or articles, which provided rules for discipline, division of stolen goods, and compensation for injured pirates.
What kind of rule(political system) will a pastafarian state have?
Democracy - Rule by a government chosen by election where most of the populace have the free right to vote
Dictatorship - Rule in which supreme political power to direct all the activities of the state is concentrated in the hands of one person, whose decisions are subject to neither external legal restraints nor regularized mechanisms of popular control
Monarchy - Rule by an individual who has inherited the role and expects to bequeath it to their heir.
Constitutional monarchy - A government that has a monarch, but one whose powers are limited by law or by a formal constitution,
Theocracy - Rule by a religious elite
Pastafarian theocracy - Rule of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Socialist state - Rule by workers and equality instead of politicians
Corporatocracy - Rule by corporates and businessmen instead of politicians
Anarchy
Pirate code - code of conduct invented for governing pirates. Generally each pirate crew had its own code or articles, which provided rules for discipline, division of stolen goods, and compensation for injured pirates.
Will you vote the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rule your country?
Yes
No
What do you want him to be?
President
King/Emperor
Eternal President
God-King
You will be killed if you don't convert to a certain religion!
Never, kill me
I'll convert and give this religion a try
I'll convert but worship my faith in secret
I'll convert depends on what religion
What should be thought in schools?
Religion
Creationism
Atheism
Secularism
Evolutionism
Do you fear God?
Yes
No
Yes if its The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us?
Yes, he loves us all
Yes but only Pastafarians
Yes but only Secular Pastafarians and irreligious people
No
No, he hates us all
I don't know
The best economic system in a pastafarian state!
Anarchist: free individualist economy not controlled by the state or any other authority
Capitalist: economic system that is generally considered to favor private ownership of the means of production, creation of goods or services for profit or income by individuals or corporations, competitive markets, voluntary exchange, wage labor, capital accumulation, and personal finance
Communist: system operating under centrally planned economies and a state ownership of the means of production
Fascist: an economy where the government exerts strong directive influence, and effectively controls production and allocation of resources, apart from the nationalizations of some industries, fascist economies were based on private property and private initiative, but these were contingent upon service to the state
Georgist: an economic philosophy and ideology that holds that people own what they create, but that things found in nature, most importantly land, belong equally to all.
Laissez-faire: means to "let do" opposed to government efforts to help poor workers. Not looking out for general welfare. Rather competition, self determination, allowing for creativity, individual profit. Based on consumer desire
Mercantilism: economic doctrine in which government control of foreign trade is of paramount importance for ensuring the prosperity and military security of the state. In particular, it demands a positive balance of trade.
Socialist: ased on some form of social ownership, which includes varieties of public ownership and independent cooperatives, over the means of production, wherein production is carried out to directly produce use-value, usually, but not always, coordinated through economic planning and a system of accounting based on calculation-in-kind or a direct measure of labor-time.
Syndicalist: economic system proposed as a replacement for capitalism and an alternative to state socialism, which uses federations of collectivised trade unions or industrial unions. It is a form of socialist economic corporatism that advocates interest aggregation of multiple non-competitive categorised units to negotiate and manage an economy
Will you wage holy war against non-pastafarian states in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Yes, to conquer and convert
Yes, to liberate and convert them to the true faith
Yes, only if my state is thratened
No
What was Blackbeard?
A pirate
A bloodthirsty pirate
A true pastafarian
A pastafarian fundamentalist
A pastafarian extremist
A pastafarian martyr
A pastafarian prophet
A pastafarian saint
I don't know
Is Pastafarianism the Only True Religion?
Yes
No
I don't know
It is not a religion
Should Pastafarianism be thought in schools?
Yes
No
No opinion
Should people be forced into believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and convert to Pastafarianism?
Yes
No
I don't care
Your opinion about Dalai Lama
Good man
Bad man
Who is that?
Good man, too bad he is religious
Good man, too bad he is not Pastafarian
Pastafarian who claims to be a Buddhist
Heathen
No opinion
Are we all the children of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Yes
Only Pastafarians are
Only atheists, agnostics, secularists and Secular Pastafarians are
No
I don't know
There is no such things as the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Do you celebrate Friday as a Holy Pastafarian Day?
Yes
No and I'm not a Pastafarian
No and I'm a Pastafarian
If yes how do you celebrate fridays?
With beer
With pasta
With alcohol free beer
At the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Dressed as a pirate
Prayers
Other
Your friend have give up being a Pastafarian
Good
Bad, but he/she is still my friend
Bad, he/she is not my friend anymore
Don't care
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
Yes
No but I want to
No and I don't want
Eww, no, pervert
No, but will I get tentacle raped if he does?
Do you celebrate Christmas?
Yes
No
No, I celebrate Xmas
What do you celebrate on December 25th
The birth of Jesus Christ
Anastasia of Sirmium
Constitution Day 憲法日
Malkh-Festival
Quaid-e-Azam's Day
Birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's child
Xmas, Santa, gifts
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a child?
Yes, a son
Yes, a daughter
Yes, gender unspecified
Maybe
No
No, that's blasphemy
No, we are all his children
I don't know
What is the gender of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Male
Female
Both male&female
None
I don't know
How much written in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is true?
90 - 100% true
70 - 80 %
50 - 60 %
50 % true 50% false
25 - 40 % true
10 - 25 %
5 - 10 %
1 - 5 %
0 %
You can't be a pastafarian and an atheist in the same time
Fully agree
Somewhat agree
Don't know
Somewhat disagree
Fully disagree
The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster rips-off other religions in order to mock them and creationism
Fully adree
Somewhat agree
I don't know
Somewhat disagree
Fully disagree
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster agree with sexual minorities to be his followers and to go to heaven?
Yes if they're good
Yes
No
I don't know
Pastafarianism is a parody religion not a true religion
Fully agree
Somewhat agree
Don't know
Somewhat disagree
Fully disagree
Would you like to have tentacle sex with the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Yes
No
No, thats blasphemy!
Pastafarianism will one day become a real religion and no longer a parody religion used by atheists
Fully agree
Somewhat agree
Don't know
Somewhat disagree
Fully disagree
Fully disagree it already is a real religion
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster agree that his followers to use vulgar language and to insult and mock others?
Yes
No but I don't care, he'll forgive me
No he doesn't, we must swear or mock
I don't know
How was this poll?
Very good, RAmen
Good
So-so
Funny
Bad
Bad and blashemous
This poll was created on 2012-07-18 19:27:41 by pollinc