Flying Spaghetti Monster Pastafarianism Poll
What is your gender?
| 12% (3) | Female | |
|---|---|---|
| 76% (19) | Male | |
| 12% (3) | Third Gender |
25 voters have answered this question.
How old are you?
| 0% (0) | Under 10 | |
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| 0% (0) | 11 - 12 | |
| 8% (2) | 13 - 14 | |
| 8% (2) | 15 - 16 | |
| 16% (4) | 17 | |
| 12% (3) | 18 - 21 | |
| 12% (3) | 22 - 25 | |
| 16% (4) | 26 - 30 | |
| 0% (0) | 31 - 40 | |
| 8% (2) | 41 - 50 | |
| 16% (4) | 51 - 60 | |
| 4% (1) | Over 60 |
25 voters have answered this question.
Where are you from?
| 24% (6) | Western Europe | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (3) | Eastern Europe | |
| 0% (0) | Scandinavia | |
| 60% (15) | North America | |
| 0% (0) | Central America | |
| 0% (0) | South America | |
| 4% (1) | Africa | |
| 0% (0) | Asia | |
| 0% (0) | Oceania |
25 voters have answered this question.
What is your sexual orientation?
| 60% (15) | Heterosexual - attracted towards the opposite sex | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | Homosexual - attracted towards the same sex | |
| 16% (4) | Bisexual - attracted towards both sexes | |
| 4% (1) | Bi-curious - Heterosexual with somewhat curiousity for the same sex | |
| 12% (3) | Asexual - no attraction |
25 voters have answered this question.
How important is religion for you?
| 16% (4) | Most important | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | Very important | |
| 16% (4) | Important | |
| 8% (2) | A little important | |
| 50% (12) | Not important |
24 voters have answered this question.
Are you a Pastafarian?
| 50% (12) | Yes I am | |
|---|---|---|
| 50% (12) | No, never was | |
| 0% (0) | Yes I was, now I'm not |
24 voters have answered this question.
What kind of Pastafarian are you?
| 40% (10) | Secular Pastafarian - Atheist, agnostic, secular humanist who doesn't believe in gods and use Pastafarianism in satirical purpose and to satirisize creationism | |
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| 16% (4) | Religious Pastafarianism - Religious person who really believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster as much as Christians believe in God, Muslims in Allah and Buddhists in Buddha. You trully believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and that he created the world | |
| 12% (3) | Pseudo-Pastafarian - Person who has a religion(Christian, Muslim, Judaist,Buddhist etc.) or doesn't (atheist, agnostic, humanists, etc) who doesn't believe in FSM and pastafarianism for real but just uses pastafarianism for fun (join the FSM holidays, dress as pirate or FSM etc). | |
| 32% (8) | I'm not a Pastafarian |
25 voters have answered this question.
What is your religion?
| 24% (6) | Christian | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Muslim | |
| 0% (0) | Judaist | |
| 0% (0) | Buddhist | |
| 0% (0) | Confucianist | |
| 0% (0) | Hindu | |
| 0% (0) | Shinto | |
| 4% (1) | Pagan | |
| 0% (0) | Satanist | |
| 0% (0) | Occultist | |
| 0% (0) | Spiritualist | |
| 0% (0) | Scientologist | |
| 8% (2) | Weak atheist - the absence of theistic belief without a conscious rejection of it, do not believe in deities, but do not assert it is true that deities do not exist | |
| 8% (2) | Strong atheist - belief in god is irrational and should therefore be rejected, it is false that any deities exist | |
| 0% (0) | Soft agnostic - "I don't know whether any deities exist or not, but maybe one day, when there is evidence, we can find something out." | |
| 4% (1) | Hard agnostic - "I cannot know whether a deity exists or not, and neither can you." | |
| 0% (0) | Secularist | |
| 4% (1) | Humanist | |
| 0% (0) | Secular Humanist | |
| 12% (3) | Freethinker | |
| 16% (4) | Secular Pastafarian | |
| 12% (3) | Religious Pastafarian | |
| 8% (2) | Other |
25 voters have answered this question.
What is your political ideology?
| 0% (0) | Democrat | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Republican | |
| 8% (2) | Conservative | |
| 20% (5) | Liberal | |
| 8% (2) | Libertarian | |
| 8% (2) | Anarchist | |
| 0% (0) | Communitarian | |
| 8% (2) | Communist | |
| 4% (1) | Socialist | |
| 4% (1) | Social Democrat | |
| 0% (0) | Nationalist | |
| 0% (0) | National-Socialist (nazist) | |
| 0% (0) | Fascist | |
| 0% (0) | Feminist | |
| 4% (1) | Environmentalist | |
| 4% (1) | Centrist | |
| 24% (6) | Other | |
| 8% (2) | None/Apolitical/No political interest or afiliation |
25 voters have answered this question.
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster exist?
| 29% (7) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 50% (12) | No | |
| 20% (5) | Not sure/I don't know |
24 voters have answered this question.
Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster made man?
| 25% (6) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 33% (8) | No | |
| 41% (10) | No, man made FSM |
24 voters have answered this question.
Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster made the world?
| 24% (6) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (4) | Maybe | |
| 48% (12) | No | |
| 12% (3) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
Creationism or evolutionism?
| 4% (1) | Creationism | |
|---|---|---|
| 60% (15) | Evolutionism | |
| 28% (7) | Both | |
| 8% (2) | None |
25 voters have answered this question.
Who is Bobby Henderson ?
| 28% (7) | A real prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (4) | The creator of Pastafarianism | |
| 4% (1) | A heathen | |
| 28% (7) | Some atheist who made a parody religion | |
| 24% (6) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
How many Comandaments of Pastafarianism are there?
| 0% (0) | 3 | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | 5 | |
| 0% (0) | 6 | |
| 4% (1) | 7 | |
| 25% (6) | 8 | |
| 4% (1) | 9 | |
| 0% (0) | 10 | |
| 0% (0) | 12 | |
| 0% (0) | 13 | |
| 0% (0) | 15 | |
| 0% (0) | 20 | |
| 16% (4) | 100 | |
| 50% (12) | I don't know |
24 voters have answered this question.
Do you go to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ?
| 12% (3) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 44% (11) | No cuz I don't have one | |
| 44% (11) | No and I don't want to |
25 voters have answered this question.
In how much time was the world created?
| 20% (5) | 5 days | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | 6 days | |
| 4% (1) | 7 days | |
| 0% (0) | 2000 years | |
| 0% (0) | 4000 years | |
| 0% (0) | 5000 years | |
| 4% (1) | Millions of years | |
| 8% (2) | Hundreds of millions of years | |
| 48% (12) | Billions of years | |
| 12% (3) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
Your oppinion of Pastafarianism
| 24% (6) | A true religion | |
|---|---|---|
| 44% (11) | Funny | |
| 8% (2) | It's ok | |
| 8% (2) | Sinfull and blasphemous | |
| 8% (2) | Stupid | |
| 0% (0) | Dangerous | |
| 8% (2) | No opinion |
25 voters have answered this question.
Should Pastafarianism become a true religion?
| 48% (12) | It already is a true religion | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | Yes | |
| 24% (6) | No | |
| 20% (5) | No opinion |
25 voters have answered this question.
You think Pastafarianism will become a major religion in the world?
| 32% (8) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (4) | Maybe | |
| 48% (12) | No | |
| 4% (1) | Not sure |
25 voters have answered this question.
In how much time Pastafarianism will become the largest religion in the world?
| 28% (7) | In 100 years | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | In 200 - 300 years | |
| 4% (1) | In 500 years | |
| 8% (2) | In 1000 years | |
| 0% (0) | After 2000 years | |
| 56% (14) | Never |
25 voters have answered this question.
Do you read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
| 24% (6) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 44% (11) | No but I want to | |
| 32% (8) | No and I don't want to |
25 voters have answered this question.
Your oppinion of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
| 24% (6) | Greatest book in the world | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | Funny | |
| 8% (2) | Brilliant | |
| 8% (2) | Stupid | |
| 4% (1) | Insulting&Blashemeous | |
| 0% (0) | Imagination! | |
| 0% (0) | It's ok | |
| 48% (12) | No opinion |
25 voters have answered this question.
Have you tried Pastafarianism for 30 days ?
| 32% (8) | Yes and I remained a Pastafarian | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Yes and I got back to my religion | |
| 0% (0) | Yes I've tried it and gave up under 30 days | |
| 28% (7) | No but I'll like to try | |
| 28% (7) | No, not interested | |
| 12% (3) | No, never, I won't try not even for 30 seconds |
25 voters have answered this question.
Your friend has become a Religious Pastafarian.
| 0% (0) | He/she is not my friend anymore | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | He/she is still my friend | |
| 44% (11) | He/she can do whatever he/she wants, I don't mind/care | |
| 4% (1) | I'll try to convince him/her to give up Pastafarianism | |
| 12% (3) | He/she should be a Secular Pastafarian | |
| 4% (1) | He/she should be a Pseudo-Pastafarian | |
| 28% (7) | I have no friends |
25 voters have answered this question.
Did you bought The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
| 12% (3) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 36% (9) | No and I don't want to | |
| 24% (6) | No but I want to | |
| 4% (1) | No I got it for free | |
| 12% (3) | No I downloaded it from the internet | |
| 8% (2) | No I read it on the internet | |
| 4% (1) | No I borrowed it from somebody |
25 voters have answered this question.
How much did The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster cost?
| 60% (9) | Under 5$ | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | 5 - 6$ | |
| 0% (0) | 7 - 8$ | |
| 6% (1) | 9 $ | |
| 6% (1) | 10 $ | |
| 6% (1) | 10 - 11 $ | |
| 0% (0) | 11 - 12 $ | |
| 0% (0) | 12 - 13 $ | |
| 6% (1) | 13 - 15 $ | |
| 0% (0) | 15 - 17$ | |
| 0% (0) | 17 - 20$ | |
| 0% (0) | 20 - 25 $ | |
| 0% (0) | 25 - 30 $ | |
| 0% (0) | 30 - 40$ | |
| 0% (0) | 40 - 50$ | |
| 0% (0) | 50 - 100 $ | |
| 13% (2) | Over 100$ |
15 voters have answered this question.
Do you want the Flying Spaghetti Monster to exist?
| 12% (3) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (5) | He already exist | |
| 36% (9) | No | |
| 4% (1) | No opinion | |
| 28% (7) | What if he already exist? |
25 voters have answered this question.
Which country will become pastafarian(have pastafarianism as the largest religion)?
| 24% (6) | USA | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | UK | |
| 0% (0) | Canada | |
| 0% (0) | Brazil | |
| 0% (0) | Australia | |
| 0% (0) | New Zealand | |
| 0% (0) | Japan | |
| 0% (0) | Korea | |
| 0% (0) | Norway | |
| 4% (1) | Spain | |
| 4% (1) | Sweden | |
| 0% (0) | South Africa | |
| 0% (0) | Brazil | |
| 0% (0) | Russia | |
| 4% (1) | India | |
| 0% (0) | Taiwan | |
| 8% (2) | I don't know | |
| 8% (2) | Other | |
| 44% (11) | No country sha'll be pastafarian |
25 voters have answered this question.
Where would you go after you'll die?
| 40% (10) | Heaven | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Hell | |
| 4% (1) | Limbo | |
| 0% (0) | Purgatory | |
| 40% (10) | Nowhere, body will rot | |
| 16% (4) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
Which Heaven will you choose to go?
| 16% (4) | Christian Heaven - with agensl, saints, prophets, God, goodness, loved ones | |
|---|---|---|
| 40% (10) | Pastafarian Heaven - Mountain of cool beer and sexy strippers | |
| 16% (4) | Other Heaven | |
| 28% (7) | There is no heaven |
25 voters have answered this question.
Where will a Pastafarian go after he/she'll die?
| 32% (8) | In Pastafarian Heaven or Hell is he/she was good | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (3) | In Heaven or Hell is he/she was good | |
| 12% (3) | In Hell for being Pastafarian | |
| 12% (3) | I don't know | |
| 32% (8) | He/she'll body just rot and thats all, there is not Heaven or Hell |
25 voters have answered this question.
Your oppinion about piracy(copyright and patent law, free sharing of knowledge).
| 24% (6) | Good | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (3) | Bad | |
| 16% (4) | Necessary evil | |
| 36% (9) | Good, it's the Pastafarian way | |
| 12% (3) | No opinion |
25 voters have answered this question.
What are the Somali pirates?
| 0% (0) | True pastafarians | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | Pastafarian Holy Warriors | |
| 8% (2) | Pastafarian Freedom Fighters | |
| 4% (1) | Pastafarian fundamentalists | |
| 4% (1) | Pastafarian extremists | |
| 43% (10) | Bad guys who rob innocent people | |
| 17% (4) | Bad guys who pretend to be pastafarians | |
| 0% (0) | Poor guys that take from the rich and give to the poor | |
| 13% (3) | Poor guys that take from the rich and keep for themselves |
23 voters have answered this question.
What form of government should a pastafarian state have?
| 8% (2) | Presidential republic - An executive branch is led by a president who serves as both head of state and head of government. | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (5) | Parliamentary republic - where parliaments are effectively supreme over a separate head of state | |
| 8% (2) | Semi-presidential republic - President and parliament have equal powers | |
| 4% (1) | Parliamentary constitutional monarchy - in which the monarch does not personally exercise power | |
| 8% (2) | Constitutional monarchy - the monarch personally exercises power, often (but not always) alongside a weak parliament | |
| 4% (1) | Absolute monarchy - monarch wields unrestricted political power over the sovereign state and its people, exercises ultimate governing authority as head of state and head of government, his or her powers are not limited by a constitution or by the law | |
| 0% (0) | Authoritarian regime - Characterized by highly concentrated, and centralized power maintained by political repression and the exclusion of potential challengers. It uses political parties and mass organizations to mobilize people around the goals of the regime. It emphasizes arbitrary law rather than the rule of law, it often includes election rigging, political decisions being made by a select group of officials behind closed doors, a bureaucracy that sometimes operates independently of rules. | |
| 12% (3) | Anarchy - No rules, no rulers | |
| 36% (9) | Pirate code - code of conduct invented for governing pirates. Generally each pirate crew had its own code or articles, which provided rules for discipline, division of stolen goods, and compensation for injured pirates. |
25 voters have answered this question.
What kind of rule(political system) will a pastafarian state have?
| 31% (7) | Democracy - Rule by a government chosen by election where most of the populace have the free right to vote | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | Dictatorship - Rule in which supreme political power to direct all the activities of the state is concentrated in the hands of one person, whose decisions are subject to neither external legal restraints nor regularized mechanisms of popular control | |
| 0% (0) | Monarchy - Rule by an individual who has inherited the role and expects to bequeath it to their heir. | |
| 4% (1) | Constitutional monarchy - A government that has a monarch, but one whose powers are limited by law or by a formal constitution, | |
| 4% (1) | Theocracy - Rule by a religious elite | |
| 18% (4) | Pastafarian theocracy - Rule of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | |
| 4% (1) | Socialist state - Rule by workers and equality instead of politicians | |
| 0% (0) | Corporatocracy - Rule by corporates and businessmen instead of politicians | |
| 13% (3) | Anarchy | |
| 18% (4) | Pirate code - code of conduct invented for governing pirates. Generally each pirate crew had its own code or articles, which provided rules for discipline, division of stolen goods, and compensation for injured pirates. |
22 voters have answered this question.
Will you vote the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rule your country?
| 44% (11) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 56% (14) | No |
25 voters have answered this question.
What do you want him to be?
| 36% (9) | President | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | King/Emperor | |
| 12% (3) | Eternal President | |
| 48% (12) | God-King |
25 voters have answered this question.
You will be killed if you don't convert to a certain religion!
| 56% (14) | Never, kill me | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | I'll convert and give this religion a try | |
| 36% (9) | I'll convert but worship my faith in secret | |
| 4% (1) | I'll convert depends on what religion |
25 voters have answered this question.
What should be thought in schools?
| 44% (11) | Religion | |
|---|---|---|
| 24% (6) | Creationism | |
| 44% (11) | Atheism | |
| 64% (16) | Secularism | |
| 80% (20) | Evolutionism |
25 voters have answered this question.
Do you fear God?
| 16% (4) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 52% (13) | No | |
| 32% (8) | Yes if its The Flying Spaghetti Monster |
25 voters have answered this question.
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us?
| 16% (4) | Yes, he loves us all | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | Yes but only Pastafarians | |
| 16% (4) | Yes but only Secular Pastafarians and irreligious people | |
| 29% (7) | No | |
| 12% (3) | No, he hates us all | |
| 16% (4) | I don't know |
24 voters have answered this question.
The best economic system in a pastafarian state!
| 12% (3) | Anarchist: free individualist economy not controlled by the state or any other authority | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (5) | Capitalist: economic system that is generally considered to favor private ownership of the means of production, creation of goods or services for profit or income by individuals or corporations, competitive markets, voluntary exchange, wage labor, capital accumulation, and personal finance | |
| 0% (0) | Communist: system operating under centrally planned economies and a state ownership of the means of production | |
| 0% (0) | Fascist: an economy where the government exerts strong directive influence, and effectively controls production and allocation of resources, apart from the nationalizations of some industries, fascist economies were based on private property and private initiative, but these were contingent upon service to the state | |
| 20% (5) | Georgist: an economic philosophy and ideology that holds that people own what they create, but that things found in nature, most importantly land, belong equally to all. | |
| 12% (3) | Laissez-faire: means to "let do" opposed to government efforts to help poor workers. Not looking out for general welfare. Rather competition, self determination, allowing for creativity, individual profit. Based on consumer desire | |
| 4% (1) | Mercantilism: economic doctrine in which government control of foreign trade is of paramount importance for ensuring the prosperity and military security of the state. In particular, it demands a positive balance of trade. | |
| 16% (4) | Socialist: ased on some form of social ownership, which includes varieties of public ownership and independent cooperatives, over the means of production, wherein production is carried out to directly produce use-value, usually, but not always, coordinated through economic planning and a system of accounting based on calculation-in-kind or a direct measure of labor-time. | |
| 16% (4) | Syndicalist: economic system proposed as a replacement for capitalism and an alternative to state socialism, which uses federations of collectivised trade unions or industrial unions. It is a form of socialist economic corporatism that advocates interest aggregation of multiple non-competitive categorised units to negotiate and manage an economy |
25 voters have answered this question.
Will you wage holy war against non-pastafarian states in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
| 8% (2) | Yes, to conquer and convert | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (5) | Yes, to liberate and convert them to the true faith | |
| 4% (1) | Yes, only if my state is thratened | |
| 66% (16) | No |
24 voters have answered this question.
What was Blackbeard?
| 29% (7) | A pirate | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (6) | A bloodthirsty pirate | |
| 12% (3) | A true pastafarian | |
| 4% (1) | A pastafarian fundamentalist | |
| 4% (1) | A pastafarian extremist | |
| 4% (1) | A pastafarian martyr | |
| 4% (1) | A pastafarian prophet | |
| 12% (3) | A pastafarian saint | |
| 4% (1) | I don't know |
24 voters have answered this question.
Is Pastafarianism the Only True Religion?
| 41% (10) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (6) | No | |
| 12% (3) | I don't know | |
| 20% (5) | It is not a religion |
24 voters have answered this question.
Should Pastafarianism be thought in schools?
| 48% (12) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 44% (11) | No | |
| 8% (2) | No opinion |
25 voters have answered this question.
Should people be forced into believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and convert to Pastafarianism?
| 20% (5) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 80% (20) | No | |
| 0% (0) | I don't care |
25 voters have answered this question.
Your opinion about Dalai Lama
| 33% (8) | Good man | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Bad man | |
| 0% (0) | Who is that? | |
| 16% (4) | Good man, too bad he is religious | |
| 8% (2) | Good man, too bad he is not Pastafarian | |
| 20% (5) | Pastafarian who claims to be a Buddhist | |
| 4% (1) | Heathen | |
| 16% (4) | No opinion |
24 voters have answered this question.
Are we all the children of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
| 32% (8) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | Only Pastafarians are | |
| 16% (4) | Only atheists, agnostics, secularists and Secular Pastafarians are | |
| 8% (2) | No | |
| 8% (2) | I don't know | |
| 32% (8) | There is no such things as the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
25 voters have answered this question.
Do you celebrate Friday as a Holy Pastafarian Day?
| 24% (6) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 56% (14) | No and I'm not a Pastafarian | |
| 20% (5) | No and I'm a Pastafarian |
25 voters have answered this question.
If yes how do you celebrate fridays?
| 32% (8) | With beer | |
|---|---|---|
| 40% (10) | With pasta | |
| 8% (2) | With alcohol free beer | |
| 12% (3) | At the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | |
| 16% (4) | Dressed as a pirate | |
| 8% (2) | Prayers | |
| 64% (16) | Other |
25 voters have answered this question.
Your friend have give up being a Pastafarian
| 28% (7) | Good | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (5) | Bad, but he/she is still my friend | |
| 12% (3) | Bad, he/she is not my friend anymore | |
| 40% (10) | Don't care |
25 voters have answered this question.
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
| 28% (7) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (4) | No but I want to | |
| 20% (5) | No and I don't want | |
| 16% (4) | Eww, no, pervert | |
| 20% (5) | No, but will I get tentacle raped if he does? |
25 voters have answered this question.
Do you celebrate Christmas?
| 48% (12) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (3) | No | |
| 40% (10) | No, I celebrate Xmas |
25 voters have answered this question.
What do you celebrate on December 25th
| 20% (5) | The birth of Jesus Christ | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Anastasia of Sirmium | |
| 8% (2) | Constitution Day æ²æ³ÂæÂÂ¥ | |
| 0% (0) | Malkh-Festival | |
| 0% (0) | Quaid-e-Azam's Day | |
| 16% (4) | Birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | |
| 24% (6) | Birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's child | |
| 32% (8) | Xmas, Santa, gifts |
25 voters have answered this question.
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a child?
| 4% (1) | Yes, a son | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Yes, a daughter | |
| 20% (5) | Yes, gender unspecified | |
| 4% (1) | Maybe | |
| 32% (8) | No | |
| 0% (0) | No, that's blasphemy | |
| 12% (3) | No, we are all his children | |
| 28% (7) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
What is the gender of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
| 4% (1) | Male | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Female | |
| 16% (4) | Both male&female | |
| 48% (12) | None | |
| 32% (8) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
How much written in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is true?
| 52% (12) | 90 - 100% true | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | 70 - 80 % | |
| 0% (0) | 50 - 60 % | |
| 4% (1) | 50 % true 50% false | |
| 0% (0) | 25 - 40 % true | |
| 0% (0) | 10 - 25 % | |
| 0% (0) | 5 - 10 % | |
| 13% (3) | 1 - 5 % | |
| 26% (6) | 0 % |
23 voters have answered this question.
You can't be a pastafarian and an atheist in the same time
| 12% (3) | Fully agree | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | Somewhat agree | |
| 20% (5) | Don't know | |
| 8% (2) | Somewhat disagree | |
| 54% (13) | Fully disagree |
24 voters have answered this question.
The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster rips-off other religions in order to mock them and creationism
| 60% (15) | Fully adree | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (4) | Somewhat agree | |
| 4% (1) | I don't know | |
| 0% (0) | Somewhat disagree | |
| 20% (5) | Fully disagree |
25 voters have answered this question.
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster agree with sexual minorities to be his followers and to go to heaven?
| 44% (11) | Yes if they're good | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (4) | Yes | |
| 12% (3) | No | |
| 28% (7) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
Pastafarianism is a parody religion not a true religion
| 48% (12) | Fully agree | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | Somewhat agree | |
| 8% (2) | Don't know | |
| 8% (2) | Somewhat disagree | |
| 32% (8) | Fully disagree |
25 voters have answered this question.
Would you like to have tentacle sex with the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
| 28% (7) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 64% (16) | No | |
| 8% (2) | No, thats blasphemy! |
25 voters have answered this question.
Pastafarianism will one day become a real religion and no longer a parody religion used by atheists
| 24% (6) | Fully agree | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Somewhat agree | |
| 8% (2) | Don't know | |
| 8% (2) | Somewhat disagree | |
| 40% (10) | Fully disagree | |
| 20% (5) | Fully disagree it already is a real religion |
25 voters have answered this question.
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster agree that his followers to use vulgar language and to insult and mock others?
| 36% (9) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (2) | No but I don't care, he'll forgive me | |
| 16% (4) | No he doesn't, we must swear or mock | |
| 40% (10) | I don't know |
25 voters have answered this question.
How was this poll?
| 44% (11) | Very good, RAmen | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (3) | Good | |
| 20% (5) | So-so | |
| 12% (3) | Funny | |
| 8% (2) | Bad | |
| 4% (1) | Bad and blashemous |
25 voters have answered this question.
