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Wedgie My Roommate!

Hey! My friend and I are getting a new roommate in our college dorm! We plan on torturing him and giving him lots of wedgies! Wanna help us decide his torment?
I hear he's a 'boxer briefs guy'. Tsk tsk. That won't do, especially not for wedgies. What type of underwear should we switch with his boxer briefs?
Boxers (Only because they might hurt more?)
Boxer Briefs (Same but in 'special' colors)
Trunks
Briefs
Jockstrap
What color undies should we buy him? We can't buy him all of them, so maybe pick 1-3 choices.
Whites (Tighty Whities!)
Neutral Colors (White, Black, Dark gray, Light gray)
Other Colors (Green, Dark blue, Light blue, Red)
Fashion Colors (Purple, Pink, Maroon, Orange, Neons)
Plaid
Striped
Pattern (Camouflage, Polka-dots, Floral)
Cartoon (Batman, Superman, etc)
We plan on giving this guy many different wedgies. Which one do you think he deserves?
Normal Wedgie
Melvin
Atomic Wedgie
Shoulder Wedgie
Hanging Wedgie
Ripping Wedgie
Squeaky Clean Wedgie
Bondage Wedgie (with gag!)
Permanent Wedgie
Piledriver Wedgie
Do you have any other wedgie techniques you'd like us to try? We're open to suggestions!
We had a few other techniques in mind that aren't wedgie related. Which one of these should we do to embarrass him?
Swirleys
Spankings
A dirty sock/underwear gag during wedgies
Leaving him tied up in public in only his undies
Wedgieing him on video chat in front of his friends.
Taking pictures of his wedgies as blackmail.
Any other non-wedgie techniques you would like us to try?
Thanks everyone for helping us torture our new roommate! We'll make sure to get him good! Stay awesome! ((I may use these results for a wedgie story in the future. Thank you everyone for taking this poll! Feel free to leave any additional comments here.)
This poll was created on 2014-08-12 04:24:06 by tm2010