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Wedgie My Roommate!

Hey! My friend and I are getting a new roommate in our college dorm! We plan on torturing him and giving him lots of wedgies! Wanna help us decide his torment?

I hear he's a 'boxer briefs guy'. Tsk tsk. That won't do, especially not for wedgies. What type of underwear should we switch with his boxer briefs?

12% (53) Boxers (Only because they might hurt more?)
7% (31) Boxer Briefs (Same but in 'special' colors)
2% (12) Trunks
67% (279) Briefs
8% (36) Jockstrap

411 voters have answered this question.

What color undies should we buy him? We can't buy him all of them, so maybe pick 1-3 choices.

73% (303) Whites (Tighty Whities!)
21% (89) Neutral Colors (White, Black, Dark gray, Light gray)
12% (52) Other Colors (Green, Dark blue, Light blue, Red)
35% (146) Fashion Colors (Purple, Pink, Maroon, Orange, Neons)
8% (33) Plaid
11% (47) Striped
18% (76) Pattern (Camouflage, Polka-dots, Floral)
44% (181) Cartoon (Batman, Superman, etc)

411 voters have answered this question.

We plan on giving this guy many different wedgies. Which one do you think he deserves?

60% (250) Normal Wedgie
48% (198) Melvin
70% (291) Atomic Wedgie
48% (199) Shoulder Wedgie
75% (309) Hanging Wedgie
48% (201) Ripping Wedgie
55% (227) Squeaky Clean Wedgie
60% (248) Bondage Wedgie (with gag!)
45% (188) Permanent Wedgie
36% (151) Piledriver Wedgie

411 voters have answered this question.

Do you have any other wedgie techniques you'd like us to try? We're open to suggestions!

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We had a few other techniques in mind that aren't wedgie related. Which one of these should we do to embarrass him?

13% (53) Swirleys
25% (98) Spankings
16% (65) A dirty sock/underwear gag during wedgies
20% (81) Leaving him tied up in public in only his undies
9% (39) Wedgieing him on video chat in front of his friends.
14% (56) Taking pictures of his wedgies as blackmail.

392 voters have answered this question.

Any other non-wedgie techniques you would like us to try?

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91 voters have answered this question.

Thanks everyone for helping us torture our new roommate! We'll make sure to get him good! Stay awesome! ((I may use these results for a wedgie story in the future. Thank you everyone for taking this poll! Feel free to leave any additional comments here.)

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37 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2014-08-12 04:24:06 by tm2010
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