Take if you have to poop.

First off, how badly do you need to poop right now? (This same scale will be carried throughout the poll)

Are you male or female?

What kind of pants are you wearing (endangering) right now?

Where are you right now?

How long ago did you last eat?

Of course it depends on what you eat, but, on average, how long after you eat do you usually have to poop?

Have you ever accidentally pooped in your pants before (not including as a young child)?

Have you ever pooped in your pants because you waited too long (whether on purpose or due to unfortunate circumstances)?

Do you consider 'sharting' pooping your pants?

Have you ever sharted? If so, how bad was it?

Have you ever visited toiletstool.com before?

Follow the link below and read at least the first post "Wife's Embarrassing Moment" (no, it's not by me, but I love this website and it's a good post). Did reading about this woman's accident in her pants increase your need to poop? http://www.toiletstool.com/toilet/toiletpostbxc.htm

Massage your stomach in circles around your bellybutton area for 30 seconds. Did this make your need to poop stronger?

Where do you rank on the scale now?

Do you just need to poop, or is it diarrhea?

Okay, it's squat time! Stand with your legs spread wide and do 15 slow squats. Did this increase your need to poop?

Go drink a glass of water and wait 10 minutes (sometimes water helps to get the bowels moving). If you need some reading material to pass the time, go back and explore the forum on toiletstool.com!

Think about what kind of food makes you need to poop almost immediately (nothing that you're allergic to or otherwise! please don't hurt yourself. just pick a food that you know gets your bowels moving! maybe a fiber bar, etc.) If you don't have anything immediately available, just drink another glass of water. Wait ten minutes. Again, you know where to find some reading material. How did this affect your need to poop? (back to the scale!)

Tell me about a time when you accidentally pooped your pants or witnessed somebody else poop in their pants. If you haven't had an accident or witnessed one, tell me about a time you were really desperate to go and worried you wouldn't make it.

If you have had had an accident yourself or have witnessed one, who was around? If the story you shared was about a close call, who was around that would've witnessed it had you actually gone in your pants? In any of these cases, what did or what would've happened? How did the people (if any) around react? How did you or the person who had an accident or close call react?

If you have ever pooped in your pants (by accident or on purpose), how did it feel? If you haven't pooped your pants (other than as a child), how do imagine it would feel? Do you want to try it?

Does talking about a previous accident, someone else's accident, or even the possibility of an accident have any effect on your urge to poop right now?

Is anyone around you right now that might witness you poop in your pants if you can't hold it during this survey? If so, who? How would they react if you did poop yourself? How would you react if this person or people (or if no one is around, a hypothetical person) did see you poop in your pants? Would you try and hide it?

Where are you now?

Ok, brace yourselves. Here comes some tough stuff.

Push on your stomach (not super hard, but not too lightly, either) ten times. Did this increase your need to go?

Stand up. Spread your legs apart into a wide stance. Sink down into the squatting position and hold. Relax your body as much as you can. Stay like this for 30 seconds. Do you need to go worse now?

Okay, now lay down on your back. Relax your body and relax your colon. Push lightly with your sphincter muscles (as if you were on a toilet, but just lightly) for 15 seconds. What happened?

Now, go sit on the toilet for a full minute with your pants on and come back. What happened?

Stand up again and spread your legs. Again, sink down into that squat stance. Hold it for 15 seconds. Then, stay in that position and push lightly with your sphincter muscles for 15 additional seconds. What happened?

Did you enjoy this survey?

Did you poop your pants during the survey?

If you did poop your pants, was it a legitimate accident, like you couldn't hold it anymore?

If you did have an accident during the survey, describe it. When it happened, how it felt, etc.

Any feedback?

How do you try to hold it to keep from pooping your pants when you're absolutely dying to go?

And, lastly, how badly do you need to GO at the end of this poll?