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Pee and poop situations in the woods/hiking.
Are you a...
Man
Woman
Boy
Girl
do you like...
peeing in the woods
pooping in the woods
diarrhea-ing in the woods
hiking
none of the above
1a. You are on a dirt hiking trail in the woods and you really need to pee. There is no one around and you can't hold it. What do you do?
Pee pants
take off pants and pee underwear
Pee right where you are in the middle of the trail
Pee off the side of the trail
Try to hide behind a tree and pee (still visible)
go way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac
other
1b. Same situation but with poop.
Poop pants
take off pants and poop underwear
poop right where you are on the trail
poop off of the trail
try to hide behind a tree and poop
go way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac
other
1c. same situation but with diarrhea
poop in your pants leaving a giant mess
take off pants and poop underwear, messing them but keeping your pants clean
pull down pants and poop all over the trail leaving a huge smelly puddle
poop off the trail leaving a huge smelly puddle to the side of the trail
try to hide behind a tree and poop, still visible, covering the tree trunk in poop
hike way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac
other
2. You are on a dirt hiking trail in the woods and you really need to pee. There are a few people around and you can't hold it. What do you do?
Pee pants
take off pants and pee underwear
Pee right where you are in the middle of the trail
Pee off the side of the trail
Try to hide behind a tree and pee (still visible)
go way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac
other
3. you are hiking in a thick forest with no trail with 2 same-sex friends. You have to pee and they have to poop. what happens?
All pull down pants and go on the ground as you hike
all stop, pull down pants, and go. then resume hiking
all walk a little bit away and go there
all go in pants
all go in pants then they empty the poop
you pee where you are and they wall sit on to trees next to you and poop
you pee where you are and they walk a little bit away and poop there
they poop right where they are and you walk a little bit away and pee there.
you pee pants they poop on the ground
they poop pants you pee on the ground
other
4. you and a same sex friend are walking on a riverside path in a semi-forested area with no one currently around, but there is a very slight chance someone might come. You both have to pee and there is no bathroom on the path. What do you do?
both pee right there on the path where you are
both pee off the path into the river
both pee off the path into the forest area
both go into the small cover of the forest area pee there
you pee on the path and they pee into the river
you pee on the path and they pee off the path into the forest
you pee on the path and they go into the forest and pee there
you pee into the river and they pee on path
you pee into the river and they pee into the forest
you pee into the river and they go into the forest and pee
you pee into the forest and they pee on the path
you pee into the forest and they pee into the river
you pee into the forest and they go into the forest to pee there
you go into the forest to pee and they pee on the path
you go into the forest to pee and they pee into the river
you go into the forest to pee and they pee into the forest
other
5. you have just climbed a huge tree with very few branches with a friend and neither of you want to climb down just yet because it was very difficult. you realize you have to pee and poop and your friend has to pee. What happens?
you both go in your pants
you both go in your pants then you empty the poo off the tree
you both go in your pants then you empty the poo on the tree
you both pull down your pants and go off the tree, watching it fly to the ground
you both pee your pants then you poop off the tree
you both pee off the tree and you poop your pants
you both pee off the tree and you poop in the tree so it stays on the leaves
you go off the tree and they pee their pants
you go in your pants and they pee off the tree
you both climb down anyway and go on the ground
you both climb down and find a toilet
other
6a. you are alone on a very steep and narrow trail with a huge cliff drop-off on one side with some tree cover. you realize you have to pee so bad if you take 2 more steps you will pee yourself full on. you are spurting and your underwear are getting damp. what do you do?
pee your hiking shorts. they will dry fast because its hot.
try to pee down the leg of your shorts but they still get noticeably wet.
pee off the cliff
pee right where you are on the trail, letting it flow back and hit your shoes
turn around and pee downhill so it flows away from you and your hiking shoes
pee on a tree
other
6b. same situation but with poop.
poop your shorts and leave it in
poop your shorts then empty them
pull your underwear aside then poop, leaving only minimal damage on your underwear and shorts
stick your butt off the cliff and poop
pull down your pants and poop, watching it roll down the hill
wall sit on a tree and poop
other
6c. same situation but with diarrhea
poop in your shorts leaving a giant mess
pull your underwear aside and try to poop down the leg of your shorts but it still gets your shorts very dirty
stick your butt off the cliff and poop, spraying diarrhea down the cliff
poop right on the path, leaving a huge puddle of poop
wall sit on a tree and poop covering the tree trunk with poop
other
7. you are on a walk in the forest with a same-sex friend on a small boardwalk with a few other people around and no bathrooms. you both have been holding your pee and poop a while now and the pressure is really building up. you realize you have to poop and your friend has to pee right now or it will come out in your pants. Worse, you realize you have diarrhea. What happens?
you both stop and go in your pants and it is very noticeable to anyone who looks at them
you both keep walking, and the poop and pee comes out as you walk. it is slightly less noticeable but still very messy
you both go off the edge of the boardwalk and people see
both go right on the boardwalk where you are
you both sit on a bench, pull down your pants a little and go there, leaving a mess on the bench
you both sit on a bench and go in your pants which makes the wet patches spread even more
both run for the bathrooms but realize you just went in your pants
other
what was your favorite question(s)
1a
1b
1c
2
3
4
5
6a
6b
6c
7
none they were all good
none they were all bad
none they were all mediocre
do you want to...
pee in the woods now
poop in the woods now
diarrhea in the woods now
go hiking now
none of the above
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This poll was created on 2015-05-31 21:07:15 by Human Person