In the woods
Are you a...
| 34% (160) | Man | |
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| 18% (86) | Woman | |
| 20% (96) | Boy | |
| 26% (123) | Girl |
465 voters have answered this question.
do you like...
| 78% (367) | peeing in the woods | |
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| 56% (265) | pooping in the woods | |
| 17% (84) | diarrhea-ing in the woods | |
| 54% (255) | hiking | |
| 8% (42) | none of the above |
470 voters have answered this question.
1a. You are on a dirt hiking trail in the woods and you really need to pee. There is no one around and you can't hold it. What do you do?
| 26% (124) | Pee pants | |
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| 8% (38) | take off pants and pee underwear | |
| 21% (103) | Pee right where you are in the middle of the trail | |
| 25% (118) | Pee off the side of the trail | |
| 12% (59) | Try to hide behind a tree and pee (still visible) | |
| 2% (14) | go way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac | |
| 3% (16) | other |
472 voters have answered this question.
1b. Same situation but with poop.
| 27% (127) | Poop pants | |
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| 3% (14) | take off pants and poop underwear | |
| 9% (43) | poop right where you are on the trail | |
| 18% (86) | poop off of the trail | |
| 29% (136) | try to hide behind a tree and poop | |
| 8% (38) | go way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac | |
| 4% (21) | other |
465 voters have answered this question.
1c. same situation but with diarrhea
| 16% (76) | poop in your pants leaving a giant mess | |
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| 7% (33) | take off pants and poop underwear, messing them but keeping your pants clean | |
| 12% (58) | pull down pants and poop all over the trail leaving a huge smelly puddle | |
| 13% (62) | poop off the trail leaving a huge smelly puddle to the side of the trail | |
| 31% (143) | try to hide behind a tree and poop, still visible, covering the tree trunk in poop | |
| 14% (67) | hike way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac | |
| 4% (20) | other |
459 voters have answered this question.
2. You are on a dirt hiking trail in the woods and you really need to pee. There are a few people around and you can't hold it. What do you do?
| 24% (111) | Pee pants | |
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| 4% (19) | take off pants and pee underwear | |
| 7% (33) | Pee right where you are in the middle of the trail | |
| 18% (85) | Pee off the side of the trail | |
| 29% (134) | Try to hide behind a tree and pee (still visible) | |
| 13% (63) | go way off the trail totally hidden but at risk of poison oak/ivy/sumac | |
| 2% (13) | other |
458 voters have answered this question.
3. you are hiking in a thick forest with no trail with 2 same-sex friends. You have to pee and they have to poop. what happens?
| 7% (35) | All pull down pants and go on the ground as you hike | |
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| 18% (85) | all stop, pull down pants, and go. then resume hiking | |
| 15% (71) | all walk a little bit away and go there | |
| 22% (100) | all go in pants | |
| 1% (7) | all go in pants then they empty the poop | |
| 10% (47) | you pee where you are and they wall sit on to trees next to you and poop | |
| 8% (40) | you pee where you are and they walk a little bit away and poop there | |
| 1% (8) | they poop right where they are and you walk a little bit away and pee there. | |
| 6% (28) | you pee pants they poop on the ground | |
| 3% (16) | they poop pants you pee on the ground | |
| 3% (17) | other |
454 voters have answered this question.
4. you and a same sex friend are walking on a riverside path in a semi-forested area with no one currently around, but there is a very slight chance someone might come. You both have to pee and there is no bathroom on the path. What do you do?
| 32% (144) | both pee right there on the path where you are | |
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| 18% (83) | both pee off the path into the river | |
| 14% (65) | both pee off the path into the forest area | |
| 15% (69) | both go into the small cover of the forest area pee there | |
| 0% (4) | you pee on the path and they pee into the river | |
| 0% (2) | you pee on the path and they pee off the path into the forest | |
| 0% (4) | you pee on the path and they go into the forest and pee there | |
| 0% (2) | you pee into the river and they pee on path | |
| 1% (7) | you pee into the river and they pee into the forest | |
| 0% (4) | you pee into the river and they go into the forest and pee | |
| 0% (3) | you pee into the forest and they pee on the path | |
| 0% (0) | you pee into the forest and they pee into the river | |
| 0% (4) | you pee into the forest and they go into the forest to pee there | |
| 0% (4) | you go into the forest to pee and they pee on the path | |
| 0% (2) | you go into the forest to pee and they pee into the river | |
| 2% (12) | you go into the forest to pee and they pee into the forest | |
| 9% (41) | other |
450 voters have answered this question.
5. you have just climbed a huge tree with very few branches with a friend and neither of you want to climb down just yet because it was very difficult. you realize you have to pee and poop and your friend has to pee. What happens?
| 23% (106) | you both go in your pants | |
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| 2% (11) | you both go in your pants then you empty the poo off the tree | |
| 1% (6) | you both go in your pants then you empty the poo on the tree | |
| 39% (175) | you both pull down your pants and go off the tree, watching it fly to the ground | |
| 3% (14) | you both pee your pants then you poop off the tree | |
| 3% (14) | you both pee off the tree and you poop your pants | |
| 7% (33) | you both pee off the tree and you poop in the tree so it stays on the leaves | |
| 1% (8) | you go off the tree and they pee their pants | |
| 3% (14) | you go in your pants and they pee off the tree | |
| 6% (28) | you both climb down anyway and go on the ground | |
| 5% (26) | you both climb down and find a toilet | |
| 2% (9) | other |
444 voters have answered this question.
6a. you are alone on a very steep and narrow trail with a huge cliff drop-off on one side with some tree cover. you realize you have to pee so bad if you take 2 more steps you will pee yourself full on. you are spurting and your underwear are getting damp. what do you do?
| 43% (193) | pee your hiking shorts. they will dry fast because its hot. | |
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| 2% (13) | try to pee down the leg of your shorts but they still get noticeably wet. | |
| 23% (104) | pee off the cliff | |
| 4% (20) | pee right where you are on the trail, letting it flow back and hit your shoes | |
| 15% (68) | turn around and pee downhill so it flows away from you and your hiking shoes | |
| 8% (39) | pee on a tree | |
| 2% (10) | other |
447 voters have answered this question.
6b. same situation but with poop.
| 29% (130) | poop your shorts and leave it in | |
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| 5% (23) | poop your shorts then empty them | |
| 7% (32) | pull your underwear aside then poop, leaving only minimal damage on your underwear and shorts | |
| 16% (75) | stick your butt off the cliff and poop | |
| 19% (85) | pull down your pants and poop, watching it roll down the hill | |
| 19% (88) | wall sit on a tree and poop | |
| 2% (12) | other |
445 voters have answered this question.
6c. same situation but with diarrhea
| 23% (103) | poop in your shorts leaving a giant mess | |
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| 2% (10) | pull your underwear aside and try to poop down the leg of your shorts but it still gets your shorts very dirty | |
| 28% (126) | stick your butt off the cliff and poop, spraying diarrhea down the cliff | |
| 14% (64) | poop right on the path, leaving a huge puddle of poop | |
| 27% (123) | wall sit on a tree and poop covering the tree trunk with poop | |
| 3% (17) | other |
443 voters have answered this question.
7. you are on a walk in the forest with a same-sex friend on a small boardwalk with a few other people around and no bathrooms. you both have been holding your pee and poop a while now and the pressure is really building up. you realize you have to poop and your friend has to pee right now or it will come out in your pants. Worse, you realize you have diarrhea. What happens?
| 11% (51) | you both stop and go in your pants and it is very noticeable to anyone who looks at them | |
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| 14% (64) | you both keep walking, and the poop and pee comes out as you walk. it is slightly less noticeable but still very messy | |
| 17% (75) | you both go off the edge of the boardwalk and people see | |
| 7% (34) | both go right on the boardwalk where you are | |
| 22% (97) | you both sit on a bench, pull down your pants a little and go there, leaving a mess on the bench | |
| 5% (22) | you both sit on a bench and go in your pants which makes the wet patches spread even more | |
| 14% (62) | both run for the bathrooms but realize you just went in your pants | |
| 6% (30) | other |
435 voters have answered this question.
what was your favorite question(s)
| 8% (35) | 1a | |
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| 7% (30) | 1b | |
| 4% (20) | 1c | |
| 5% (21) | 2 | |
| 8% (37) | 3 | |
| 8% (35) | 4 | |
| 12% (50) | 5 | |
| 7% (31) | 6a | |
| 8% (34) | 6b | |
| 5% (22) | 6c | |
| 12% (52) | 7 | |
| 52% (220) | none they were all good | |
| 3% (16) | none they were all bad | |
| 17% (71) | none they were all mediocre |
416 voters have answered this question.
do you want to...
| 60% (261) | pee in the woods now | |
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| 45% (196) | poop in the woods now | |
| 19% (85) | diarrhea in the woods now | |
| 36% (157) | go hiking now | |
| 15% (66) | none of the above |
428 voters have answered this question.
did you like this poll?
| 67% (286) | yes | |
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| 25% (108) | maybe | |
| 6% (28) | no |
422 voters have answered this question.
