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A poll about armpit farts, because who doesn't want to know more about armpit farts? :P
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Where did you learn to armpit fart? If you can't there are some questions later you should skip.
Friend
Sibling (Brother or sister, older or younger)
Family Member (Not sibling)
The Internet (What site)
You taught yourself
You can't
You learned when you were years old.
What is your level of armpit farting ability
I can barely do them
I'm pretty average
I'm pretty good at them
I am an armpit farting god
If you can't armpit fart, do you wish you could?
No, I never learned because I have no desire to learn
A little
I want to learn SO BAD SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME
I...
taught my sibling(s) to armpit fart
learned to armpit fart from my sibling
did not teach my sibling(s) to armpit fart (Why? ex: "They weren't interested" or "I wanted to have the monopoly on armpit farts :P")
do not have siblings
Where are you from?
US
Mexico
Canada
Australia
UK
Germany
Italy
France
Russia
Other (I'm not listing every country lol):
What is your opinion on armpit farts?
They are the best
They're hilarious
They should be officially classified as an instrument
They're disgusting
They're annoying
Other
Did you armpit farts and other bodily noises are often not allowed in school talent shows?
Good
WHAT? This is unfair!
Ok... I don't really care
Are armpit farts your only body talent?
Yes
No (You will be able to specify others in the next question)
(If you answered "No" to the previous question) I can also...
Burp on Command
Fart On Command
Make fart sounds with other body parts (Which ones?, knees, neck? Do not count your butt :P)
Roll my eyes back into my skull
I'm really good at aiming my pee. I can do things like write my name in snow.
I can pee really far. I have a cannon between my legs. :P
I fart a lot
My farts are loud
I can control the volume of my farts. I can make thunderous farts, or silent ones
My farts can clear a room
Other:
This poll was created on 2021-12-13 18:37:23 by polldude123