Armpit Farts
What is your gender?
| 100% (1) | Male | |
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| 0% (0) | Female |
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Where did you learn to armpit fart? If you can't there are some questions later you should skip.
| 0% (0) | Friend | |
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| 100% (1) | Sibling (Brother or sister, older or younger) | |
| 0% (0) | Family Member (Not sibling) | |
| 0% (0) | The Internet (What site) | |
| 0% (0) | You taught yourself | |
| 0% (0) | You can't |
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You learned when you were _____ years old.
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What is your level of armpit farting ability
| 0% (0) | I can barely do them | |
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| 0% (0) | I'm pretty average | |
| 100% (1) | I'm pretty good at them | |
| 0% (0) | I am an armpit farting god |
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If you can't armpit fart, do you wish you could?
| 0% (0) | No, I never learned because I have no desire to learn | |
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| 0% (0) | A little | |
| 0% (0) | I want to learn SO BAD SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME |
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I...
| 0% (0) | taught my sibling(s) to armpit fart | |
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| 100% (1) | learned to armpit fart from my sibling | |
| 0% (0) | did not teach my sibling(s) to armpit fart (Why? ex: "They weren't interested" or "I wanted to have the monopoly on armpit farts :P") | |
| 0% (0) | do not have siblings |
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Where are you from?
| 100% (1) | US | |
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| 0% (0) | Mexico | |
| 0% (0) | Canada | |
| 0% (0) | Australia | |
| 0% (0) | UK | |
| 0% (0) | Germany | |
| 0% (0) | Italy | |
| 0% (0) | France | |
| 0% (0) | Russia | |
| 0% (0) | Other (I'm not listing every country lol): |
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What is your opinion on armpit farts?
| 100% (1) | They are the best | |
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| 0% (0) | They're hilarious | |
| 100% (1) | They should be officially classified as an instrument | |
| 0% (0) | They're disgusting | |
| 0% (0) | They're annoying | |
| 0% (0) | Other |
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Did you armpit farts and other bodily noises are often not allowed in school talent shows?
| 0% (0) | Good | |
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| 100% (1) | WHAT? This is unfair! | |
| 0% (0) | Ok... I don't really care |
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Are armpit farts your only body talent?
| 0% (0) | Yes | |
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| 100% (1) | No (You will be able to specify others in the next question) |
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(If you answered "No" to the previous question) I can also...
| 100% (1) | Burp on Command | |
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| 100% (1) | Fart On Command | |
| 100% (1) | Make fart sounds with other body parts (Which ones?, knees, neck? Do not count your butt :P) | |
| 0% (0) | Roll my eyes back into my skull | |
| 100% (1) | I'm really good at aiming my pee. I can do things like write my name in snow. | |
| 100% (1) | I can pee really far. I have a cannon between my legs. :P | |
| 100% (1) | I fart a lot | |
| 100% (1) | My farts are loud | |
| 100% (1) | I can control the volume of my farts. I can make thunderous farts, or silent ones | |
| 100% (1) | My farts can clear a room | |
| 100% (1) | Other: |
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