Random Questions You Probably Don't Know How to Answer

First off, check all that apply. You:

have a pet named Clinton

have foot fungus

cry over dead houseflies

frolic and play

have a booger collection

can't seem to stop stepping on people's feet

like to turn switches on and off, on and off

have habits that your peers find annoying

eat a bag of marshmallows every day

have a pet fish named Herb

rip paper off with your teeth and chew it

take more than three showers a day

take less than three showers a year

are a mime

can write computer viruses

havesent a computer virus to a politician

have sent a letter to Bill Clinton

think Bill Clinton has big hair

Which of the following are you afraid of?

Which of the following make you sneeze?

geese

leftovers

undesirable comments

insects

math

a can of assorted nimrods

a room storming with aborigines

wintergreen soup

When you grow up, you want to be/you already are..

a rude waitress

a conniving politician

johnny appleseed

an associate of "candid camera"

a pogo-stick maker

a taste-tester of instant macaroni

a trash processor

some sort of vegetable

a hairdresser

Do you compulsively refresh your desktop every time you minimize a window?

yes

sometimes

no

i don't have a refresh option

Do you think that moving the mouse when waiting for something to load..

helps it load faster

makes it load slower

wrecks the computer!

is just plain stupid

Are there people in business suits with breifcases and sunglasses that follow you whenever you leave the house?

nope, i have a toy gun and they're afraid of it

yep, i see them reading newspapers everywhere

yep, i've called 911 a bunch of times

..and they don't believe me

yep, there's one peering in the window right now

i dunno

Are/were you known throughout your school as the student "most likely to lead a nationwide rebellion"?

yes

no

i'm innocent

Have you ever read the dictionary for fun?

yes

no

i know somebody who does that

How many languages can you speak fluently, including English?