Random Questions You Probably Don't Know How to Answer
First off, check all that apply. You:
| 4% (1) | have a pet named Clinton | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (5) | have foot fungus | |
| 16% (4) | cry over dead houseflies | |
| 48% (12) | frolic and play | |
| 4% (1) | have a booger collection | |
| 44% (11) | can't seem to stop stepping on people's feet | |
| 48% (12) | like to turn switches on and off, on and off | |
| 64% (16) | have habits that your peers find annoying | |
| 4% (1) | eat a bag of marshmallows every day | |
| 12% (3) | have a pet fish named Herb | |
| 20% (5) | rip paper off with your teeth and chew it | |
| 4% (1) | take more than three showers a day | |
| 24% (6) | take less than three showers a year | |
| 8% (2) | are a mime | |
| 20% (5) | can write computer viruses | |
| 4% (1) | havesent a computer virus to a politician | |
| 16% (4) | have sent a letter to Bill Clinton | |
| 32% (8) | think Bill Clinton has big hair |
25 voters have answered this question.
Which of the following are you afraid of?
| 8% (2) | people that hum | |
|---|---|---|
| 26% (6) | people that hum off-key | |
| 4% (1) | floss | |
| 4% (1) | far side comics | |
| 17% (4) | staplers | |
| 8% (2) | vegetables | |
| 8% (2) | dust/lint | |
| 65% (15) | bloodsucking politicians | |
| 52% (12) | people that talk about politicians too much | |
| 8% (2) | the color pink | |
| 4% (1) | paperclips | |
| 8% (2) | the phrase, "over the hill" | |
| 56% (13) | a couple named Hillary and Billary | |
| 8% (2) | peppermints | |
| 47% (11) | the leech pond you're just sure is under your bed |
23 voters have answered this question.
Which of the following make you sneeze?
| 35% (6) | geese | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (2) | leftovers | |
| 35% (6) | undesirable comments | |
| 23% (4) | insects | |
| 47% (8) | math | |
| 11% (2) | a can of assorted nimrods | |
| 23% (4) | a room storming with aborigines | |
| 23% (4) | wintergreen soup |
17 voters have answered this question.
When you grow up, you want to be/you already are..
| 4% (1) | a rude waitress | |
|---|---|---|
| 21% (5) | a conniving politician | |
| 8% (2) | johnny appleseed | |
| 4% (1) | an associate of "candid camera" | |
| 8% (2) | a pogo-stick maker | |
| 21% (5) | a taste-tester of instant macaroni | |
| 0% (0) | a trash processor | |
| 13% (3) | some sort of vegetable | |
| 17% (4) | a hairdresser |
23 voters have answered this question.
Do you compulsively refresh your desktop every time you minimize a window?
| 6% (2) | yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (6) | sometimes | |
| 48% (14) | no | |
| 24% (7) | i don't have a refresh option |
29 voters have answered this question.
Do you think that moving the mouse when waiting for something to load..
| 41% (12) | helps it load faster | |
|---|---|---|
| 17% (5) | makes it load slower | |
| 3% (1) | wrecks the computer! | |
| 37% (11) | is just plain stupid |
29 voters have answered this question.
Are there people in business suits with breifcases and sunglasses that follow you whenever you leave the house?
| 21% (6) | nope, i have a toy gun and they're afraid of it | |
|---|---|---|
| 21% (6) | yep, i see them reading newspapers everywhere | |
| 10% (3) | yep, i've called 911 a bunch of times | |
| 21% (6) | ..and they don't believe me | |
| 14% (4) | yep, there's one peering in the window right now | |
| 50% (14) | i dunno |
28 voters have answered this question.
Are/were you known throughout your school as the student "most likely to lead a nationwide rebellion"?
| 31% (9) | yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 31% (9) | no | |
| 37% (11) | i'm innocent |
29 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever read the dictionary for fun?
| 60% (18) | yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 23% (7) | no | |
| 26% (8) | i know somebody who does that |
30 voters have answered this question.
How many languages can you speak fluently, including English?
| 58% (18) | 1 | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (8) | 2 | |
| 0% (0) | 3 | |
| 6% (2) | 4 | |
| 3% (1) | 5 | |
| 0% (0) | 6 | |
| 0% (0) | 7 | |
| 0% (0) | 8 | |
| 0% (0) | 9 | |
| 0% (0) | 10 | |
| 6% (2) | more |
31 voters have answered this question.
