Purple Flying Monkeys With Blue Polka-Dots
Have you ever seen a purple flying monkey with blue polka dots?
| 34% (23) | Yes. I saw one recently flying around my room. | |
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| 28% (19) | Yes. My dog turns into one when it eats pickles. | |
| 11% (8) | No. There is no such thing. | |
| 22% (15) | No. But I am anxious to see one soon. | |
| 2% (2) | Yes. No, wait! I'm only joshin' with ya! |
67 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
| 22% (15) | Yes, my brother wears a size 13. | |
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| 5% (4) | Yes, I have a girlfriend with really big feet. | |
| 19% (13) | No. They don't exist. | |
| 28% (19) | No. But I believe they live in my backyard. | |
| 23% (16) | No. Without cool shoes to wear, why would they? |
67 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever seen a cute cheerleader from your rival school?
| 46% (31) | No. They don't exist. | |
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| 11% (8) | No. But I saw some competing at the livestock show. | |
| 19% (13) | No. But you can see them swimming in the big tank at Sea World. | |
| 7% (5) | No. They had a cute girl, but she moved. | |
| 14% (10) | Yes. Only joshin' again! Psych!!! |
67 voters have answered this question.
Do you think there are unicorns?
| 46% (31) | Yes. I have one. It lives in my closet. | |
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| 19% (13) | Yes. They are cruelly de-horned & work pony rides. | |
| 16% (11) | No. They don't exist. | |
| 13% (9) | No. They are extinct as a result of over-hunting. | |
| 4% (3) | No. There are really only horses with bad hair. |
67 voters have answered this question.
Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster?
| 29% (20) | Yes. I saw it on Discovery channel. | |
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| 29% (20) | Yes. He vacations in the local pond. | |
| 23% (16) | Yes. He lives in my neighbor's kiddie pool. Gross! | |
| 4% (3) | No. No such critter exists. | |
| 11% (8) | No. If he were real, he'd be dead by now. |
67 voters have answered this question.
Do you think there are UFOs?
| 16% (11) | Yes. I made one out of my brothers CDs. | |
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| 28% (19) | Yes. Every time my friend drives his car. | |
| 35% (24) | Yes. But then again, I could be wrong. | |
| 10% (7) | No. They do not exist. | |
| 8% (6) | No. You've watched too many X-Files episodes. |
67 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever seen a smart football player?
| 33% (22) | Yeah, right. | |
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| 26% (17) | No. They do not exist in real life. | |
| 32% (21) | No, really. Have you been drinking? | |
| 7% (5) | Yes. Only joshin' again. Isn't this fun? |
65 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever had an invisible or imaginary friend?
| 12% (8) | Yes. But I'm too embarrassed to talk about it. | |
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| 34% (23) | Yes. But my dad killed him. | |
| 25% (17) | Yes. He (or she) is one of my bestest buddies. | |
| 7% (5) | No. Imaginary friends do not exist. | |
| 19% (13) | No. I have always been emotionally stable. |
66 voters have answered this question.
Do you believe in ghoststststs?
| 35% (23) | Heck yes! | |
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| 20% (13) | Yes, and they scare the pee outta me. | |
| 20% (13) | Yes. I have seen, heard, or smelled them. | |
| 6% (4) | No. They don't exist. | |
| 18% (12) | No. Except on Halloween, when geeks dress like em. |
65 voters have answered this question.
Do you believe there actually is a Godzilla?
| 6% (4) | Yes. A friend from Tokyo saw him. | |
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| 13% (9) | Yes. A friend from Tokyo was killed by him. | |
| 12% (8) | Yes. I saw him on the Sci-Fi channel. | |
| 22% (15) | No. Godzilla doesn't exist. | |
| 45% (30) | No. Wait - oh no - aaaaaaaaaaaagggh! Splat! |
66 voters have answered this question.
Do you believe in the sock monster?
| 35% (24) | Yes. He lives in my dryer. | |
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| 16% (11) | Yes. He hangs out in my hamper. | |
| 5% (4) | No. My brother just takes them from me. | |
| 10% (7) | No. No such thing exists. | |
| 31% (21) | No. But if you smell my old socks, you'd think so. |
67 voters have answered this question.
Gender
| 26% (18) | Male. | |
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| 28% (19) | Female. | |
| 1% (1) | Unsure. | |
| 28% (19) | A little of both. | |
| 14% (10) | Neither. |
67 voters have answered this question.
Your age is:
| 2% (2) | I'm so young, I still have "accidents." | |
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| 10% (7) | Obviously old enough to read this survey. | |
| 17% (12) | Old enough. | |
| 32% (22) | How old are YOU? | |
| 5% (4) | Old enough to go to an R-rated movie without parental guidance. | |
| 2% (2) | Old enough to watch X-rated movies. | |
| 10% (7) | Old enough that I can buy my own beer. | |
| 2% (2) | Old enough that guys buy beer for me. | |
| 1% (1) | I've reached the age where beer no longer appeals to me - I drink wine. | |
| 1% (1) | I've reached the age where wine no longer appeals to me - I drink scotch. | |
| 10% (7) | I'm so old, I have "accidents". |
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You found this survey
| 14% (10) | Cute and slightly amusing. | |
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| 58% (39) | More fun than a barrel of purple flying monkeys with blue polka-dots. | |
| 5% (4) | The most annoying thing I've ever done. | |
| 8% (6) | Slightly more fun than a root canal. | |
| 11% (8) | More painful than childbirth. |
67 voters have answered this question.
Did you think this survey was over?
| 37% (25) | Yes. Why are you still bothering me? | |
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| 8% (6) | Why am I still here? | |
| 43% (29) | Do I get any money for doing this? | |
| 10% (7) | No. |
67 voters have answered this question.
