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Are you a loyal Wal-Martian??

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What do you gotta say about Wal-Mart? I got plenty, that's why I'm makin this poll! I know there are people out there who feel the way I do... I can't wait to see the results of this one!! Be honest ;) Oh, and the white trash comments are not meant to offend anyone... just a joke between me and some fellow employees... however, I would like to point out that I am a FORMER employee, lol... not that that makes it any better :)
Do you enjoy shopping at Wal-Mart?
Yes, it saves me money!
No... but I shop there anyway!
Yes, it's just as white trash as myself!
NO WAY! OPEN SOME MORE DAMN CHECK-OUT LANES!
Do you think Wal-Mart really needs to open ONE MORE store in this world?
Yes, one in Bermuda wouldn't hurt!
No! I can't even go to China without seeing one of those damn stores!
As long as I don't have to shop there I don't care where they put 'em!
Have you ever been employed by Wal-Mart?
Yes, but why do you act like it's a bad thing?!
No, I have not yet had that privilege...
Yes, AND I NO LONGER FEAR HELL!
No, you must be outta your mind to work there (or white trash)
Would you agree that Wal-Mart possesses qualities similar to those of the Antichrist?
Yes! The "family store" approach ain't foolin' me! Wal-Mart is going to take over the world!
No, it's truly a blessing from God
I had never thought about it before, but I see your point!
What does the yellow smiley face icon that represents Wal-Mart remind you of?
Low prices everyday!
The friendly environment Wal-Mart offers?
or perhaps, THE MARK OF THE BEAST?!
How do you react to seeing a Wal-Mart commercial on TV?
I quickly get up off the couch, make a list, and run to the nearest Wal-Mart in excitement!
I suddenly find myself thinking of ways to put them out of business once and for all!
I don't watch ANY commercials in the first place.
Do you really feel more welcome in Wal-Mart than in other stores just because they have a door greeter?
Yes, because if I don't have a smile on my face the greeter will give me his!
No, it's a complete waste of an old retired guy's time!
I never even noticed they had a greeter at the door!!
Moment of truth: How many times a week do you really walk into a Wal-Mart store?
None... I wouldn't be caught dead there!
One... I make sure to get what I need in one weekly trip!
Two... but only because I always get drug in a second time with a friend
3-4 times a week... I can't help it! Withdrawal sets in if I don't visit every other day!
5 or more... give me a break, I gotta make a livin somehow!
Do you ever find yourself going to Wal-Mart because "there's nothing better to do?"
Never! There is ALWAYS something better to do!
Sometimes... but don't tell anyone!
Always! Wal-Mart is where all the cool people be hangin out!
This poll was created on 2002-07-10 14:32:41 by Stephanie