Are you a loyal Wal-Martian??
Do you enjoy shopping at Wal-Mart?
| 36% (4) | Yes, it saves me money! | |
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| 27% (3) | No... but I shop there anyway! | |
| 18% (2) | Yes, it's just as white trash as myself! | |
| 18% (2) | NO WAY! OPEN SOME MORE DAMN CHECK-OUT LANES! |
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Do you think Wal-Mart really needs to open ONE MORE store in this world?
| 27% (3) | Yes, one in Bermuda wouldn't hurt! | |
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| 45% (5) | No! I can't even go to China without seeing one of those damn stores! | |
| 27% (3) | As long as I don't have to shop there I don't care where they put 'em! |
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Have you ever been employed by Wal-Mart?
| 0% (0) | Yes, but why do you act like it's a bad thing?! | |
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| 63% (7) | No, I have not yet had that privilege... | |
| 18% (2) | Yes, AND I NO LONGER FEAR HELL! | |
| 18% (2) | No, you must be outta your mind to work there (or white trash) |
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Would you agree that Wal-Mart possesses qualities similar to those of the Antichrist?
| 45% (5) | Yes! The "family store" approach ain't foolin' me! Wal-Mart is going to take over the world! | |
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| 9% (1) | No, it's truly a blessing from God | |
| 45% (5) | I had never thought about it before, but I see your point! |
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What does the yellow smiley face icon that represents Wal-Mart remind you of?
| 45% (5) | Low prices everyday! | |
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| 0% (0) | The friendly environment Wal-Mart offers? | |
| 54% (6) | or perhaps, THE MARK OF THE BEAST?! |
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How do you react to seeing a Wal-Mart commercial on TV?
| 18% (2) | I quickly get up off the couch, make a list, and run to the nearest Wal-Mart in excitement! | |
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| 45% (5) | I suddenly find myself thinking of ways to put them out of business once and for all! | |
| 36% (4) | I don't watch ANY commercials in the first place. |
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Do you really feel more welcome in Wal-Mart than in other stores just because they have a door greeter?
| 36% (4) | Yes, because if I don't have a smile on my face the greeter will give me his! | |
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| 45% (5) | No, it's a complete waste of an old retired guy's time! | |
| 18% (2) | I never even noticed they had a greeter at the door!! |
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Moment of truth: How many times a week do you really walk into a Wal-Mart store?
| 30% (3) | None... I wouldn't be caught dead there! | |
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| 40% (4) | One... I make sure to get what I need in one weekly trip! | |
| 10% (1) | Two... but only because I always get drug in a second time with a friend | |
| 20% (2) | 3-4 times a week... I can't help it! Withdrawal sets in if I don't visit every other day! | |
| 0% (0) | 5 or more... give me a break, I gotta make a livin somehow! |
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Do you ever find yourself going to Wal-Mart because "there's nothing better to do?"
| 54% (6) | Never! There is ALWAYS something better to do! | |
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| 36% (4) | Sometimes... but don't tell anyone! | |
| 9% (1) | Always! Wal-Mart is where all the cool people be hangin out! |
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