User: chris b.

Another reason why women shouldn't skydive:

http://www.spile.dk/sjove/temp/why%20women%20shouldn't%20skydive.jpg

Why do women get thrush? So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cūnt.

Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them.

Why do women skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down.

What do you call that useless piece of skin around a cūnt? A woman.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None--they just sit there in the dark and bitch about it.

Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail tracks.

How can a woman tell if her cūnt really stinks? A fly lands on it and throws up.

What are three reasons that make anāl sex better than vaginal? It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's degrading to the woman.

Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray, called Ssy? It takes the p u out of pūssy!

Baby chute

Bearded taco

Camel toe

Cooch

Fanny

Hole and two flaps

Junk

Punani

Slot

Stink tube

Vertical mouth

For the sake of balance, let's put the question to females.

Girls, pick your favorite term for the hole in your crotch that leaks blood and uterus chunks for 5 days every month and always smells like fish:

Front-bottom

Poontang

Stench trench

Box

Cūnt

Turkey’s neck

Quim

Shame

Blood flaps

Burger

Steak drapes

Flange

Beaver

Fillet o' fish

Hiatus

Embarrassment

Bucket

Girl-anus

Snatch

Bacon strip

Gash

Pūssy

Beef curtains

Twat

Stink-slit

Whoa, doesn't anyone realize that this poll is supposed to be about what guys call their anatomy? How come it's turned into a den for female chauvinist pigs to go on about how 'superior' they think they are? Seems kind of bizarre to me--like the poll's been hijacked by females with their own hateful agenda.

In the interest of balance and fairness, I may post a few messages from the perspective of a man who actually likes his testes and does not believe female anatomy to be 'superior'. I think such a perspective is needed, judging by all the messages posted by insanely arrogant females who either go on about how great their pudenda is or make horrible comments about male anatomy. Their own anatomy is not perfect, contrary to what some obviously believe. It's about time someone reminded them of that. They may think it fun to criticize male anatomy now, but perhaps they'd exercise a bit of restraint and consideration in future, if they knew what it's like to be on the receiving end.