User: goldensword52
I'm not now nor do I ever intend to be a lawer, but I dissagree with common opinion that lawers are good-for-nothing, argumenetive, and dishonest and here is a good joke that expresses that sentiment: Someone decieds to take a hot air ballon ride, but after he takes off, he quickly becomes lost. After a while, he sees someone below him and asks for help. The person on the ground says "You're about 100 feet off the ground in a hot air baloon." The man then replies "You must be a lawyer, the information you gave me is 100% accurate but completly useless." The lawyer then replies "You must be a client, you have no idea what you are doing, and wouldn't even be in this situation if you had planned properly. You expect me to provide an instant solution and when I don't, you're in the exact same situation as you where before, but now it's somehow my failt."