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Do you know your place?

Respect has drastically decreased in this day and age. Obedience is crucial in this society, but nobody has any respect. Do you? If you don't, I hope you learn a little something here. This poll is intended towards males just because I cannot speak for women.
Let's start with the demographic. What age are you?
Less than 13
13-14
15-17
18-20
21-29
30-39
40 or more
Let's start easy. What's the correct way to address a man older than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man about your age?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man younger than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a teenage boy
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a young boy?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a felony? (In addition what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What job would you be happy to take on?
Butler
Lab rat
Slave
Shoe shiner
Human furniture
Servant
Torture device tester
Private
At-home husband
Which three ways are acceptable to wear your hair?
Quiff
Shaggy and unkempt
Buzz cut
Bald
Man bun
Short and slicked down
Perm
Long and down
Thick bowl cut
Which two kinds of shirts are acceptable to wear?
T-shirt
Tank top
Button-down dress shirt
Polo
Thermal shirt
Long sleeved t-shirt
Muscle shirt
Tuxedo shirt
Button-down casual shirt
What other kinds of tops are acceptable?
Hoodie
Sport coat
Vest
Jumper
Blazer
Suit jacket
Tuxedo coat with tail
Sweatshirt
Sweater
What kinds of pants are acceptable?
Khakis
Yoga pants
Normal jeans
Dress pants
Military uniform pants
Tuxedo pants
Dress shorts
Skinny jeans
Athletic shorts
Jean shorts
Cargo shorts
Khaki shorts
What kinds of hats are acceptable to wear?
Fedora
Straw hat
Newsboy cap
Snapback
Fishing hat
Top hat
Beanie
What kinds of underwear are acceptable to wear?
Boxer briefs
Boxers
Commando
Bikini briefs
Thermal underwear
Briefs
Jockstrap
Thong
Union suit
Diaper
G-string
What kinds of shoes are acceptable?
Slides
Loafers
Dress shoes
Sandals
Sneakers
Flip flops
What other articles of clothing are acceptable?
Glasses
Coveralls
Bolo tie
Earrings
Overalls
Bow tie
Dress socks
Watch
Jumpsuit
Scarf
Athletic socks
Handcuffs
Necklace
Necktie
Knee socks
"Kick me" sign
Tie pin
Bracelet
Cuff links
What pieces of clothing should you wear when you go to sleep?
Nothing
Underwear
Pajama pants
Pajama top
Onesie
Drop seat onesie
What you wore during the day
What kinds of actions are acceptable when someone enters the room, approaches you, or speaks to you?
Saying "hey"
Ignoring them
Bowing at the waist
Bowing your head
Not speaking unless spoken to
Bowing on your knees
Waving
Saluting
Completely bowing on the floor with arms out, "Child's Position"
Standing at attention
How should your clothing be worn?
Pants at waist
Tucked in
Shoes untied
Collar popped
Untucked
Pants at belly button
Tie loose
Sleeves rolled up
Pants sagging
Tie tight
With this many buttons unbuttoned:
Collar starched
This poll was created on 2015-10-02 20:34:01 by Flagpole Wedgie