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Do you know your place?

Respect has drastically decreased in this day and age. Obedience is crucial in this society, but nobody has any respect. Do you? If you don't, I hope you learn a little something here. This poll is intended towards males just because I cannot speak for women.

Let's start with the demographic. What age are you?

9% (9) Less than 13
12% (12) 13-14
23% (23) 15-17
17% (17) 18-20
24% (24) 21-29
4% (4) 30-39
10% (10) 40 or more

99 voters have answered this question.

Let's start easy. What's the correct way to address a man older than you?

6% (6) Hey, you!
11% (11) Mister
60% (60) Sir
14% (14) Master
2% (2) My Lord
6% (6) Your excellency

99 voters have answered this question.

What's the correct way to address a man about your age?

34% (34) Hey, you!
15% (15) Mister
34% (34) Sir
8% (8) Master
5% (5) My Lord
3% (3) Your excellency

99 voters have answered this question.

What's the correct way to address a man younger than you?

40% (40) Hey, you!
18% (18) Mister
27% (27) Sir
9% (9) Master
0% (0) My Lord
5% (5) Your excellency

99 voters have answered this question.

What's the correct way to address a teenage boy

42% (42) Hey, you!
17% (17) Mister
25% (25) Sir
9% (9) Master
2% (2) My Lord
4% (4) Your excellency

99 voters have answered this question.

What's the correct way to address a young boy?

51% (51) Hey, you!
16% (16) Mister
19% (19) Sir
10% (10) Master
1% (1) My Lord
2% (2) Your excellency

99 voters have answered this question.

What's an acceptable punishment for a minor misdemeanor?

56% (56) Grounding
56% (56) Privileges removed
18% (18) Stocks
55% (55) Spanking
14% (14) Flogging

99 voters have answered this question.

What's an acceptable punishment for a major misdemeanor?

46% (46) Grounding
47% (47) Privileges removed
27% (27) Stocks
70% (70) Spanking
35% (35) Flogging

99 voters have answered this question.

What's an acceptable punishment for a minor crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)

45% (45) Grounding
50% (50) Privileges removed
33% (33) Stocks
66% (66) Spanking
35% (35) Flogging

99 voters have answered this question.

What's an acceptable punishment for a major crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)

44% (44) Grounding
51% (51) Privileges removed
38% (38) Stocks
69% (69) Spanking
53% (53) Flogging

99 voters have answered this question.

What's an acceptable punishment for a felony? (In addition what the judge decides)

47% (47) Grounding
52% (52) Privileges removed
43% (43) Stocks
61% (61) Spanking
57% (57) Flogging

99 voters have answered this question.

What job would you be happy to take on?

48% (48) Slave
47% (47) Servant
43% (43) Butler
29% (29) Shoe shiner
27% (27) Private
25% (25) Human furniture
41% (41) At-home husband
14% (14) Lab rat
18% (18) Torture device tester

99 voters have answered this question.

Which three ways are acceptable to wear your hair?

29% (29) Long and down
17% (17) Man bun
64% (64) Short and slicked down
11% (11) Quiff
53% (53) Buzz cut
35% (35) Bald
21% (21) Shaggy and unkempt
11% (11) Thick bowl cut
11% (11) Perm

99 voters have answered this question.

Which two kinds of shirts are acceptable to wear?

24% (24) Polo
36% (36) T-shirt
20% (20) Long sleeved t-shirt
51% (51) Button-down dress shirt
27% (27) Button-down casual shirt
35% (35) Tuxedo shirt
18% (18) Tank top
9% (9) Muscle shirt
10% (10) Thermal shirt

99 voters have answered this question.

What other kinds of tops are acceptable?

44% (44) Sweater
31% (31) Jumper
28% (28) Sweatshirt
33% (33) Hoodie
42% (42) Vest
50% (50) Suit jacket
36% (36) Sport coat
41% (41) Tuxedo coat with tail
46% (46) Blazer

99 voters have answered this question.

What kinds of pants are acceptable?

34% (34) Athletic shorts
30% (30) Cargo shorts
41% (41) Dress shorts
58% (58) Dress pants
44% (44) Khakis
36% (36) Normal jeans
32% (32) Skinny jeans
25% (25) Jean shorts
30% (30) Khaki shorts
21% (21) Yoga pants
45% (45) Tuxedo pants
18% (18) Military uniform pants

99 voters have answered this question.

What kinds of hats are acceptable to wear?

25% (25) Snapback
36% (36) Top hat
34% (34) Fedora
40% (40) Newsboy cap
23% (23) Straw hat
22% (22) Beanie
14% (14) Fishing hat

99 voters have answered this question.

What kinds of underwear are acceptable to wear?

61% (61) Briefs
26% (26) Bikini briefs
30% (30) Diaper
33% (33) Boxers
38% (38) Boxer briefs
24% (24) Thermal underwear
10% (10) Union suit
36% (36) Thong
25% (25) G-string
36% (36) Jockstrap
25% (25) Commando

99 voters have answered this question.

What kinds of shoes are acceptable?

49% (49) Loafers
68% (68) Dress shoes
25% (25) Sandals
21% (21) Flip flops
43% (43) Sneakers
15% (15) Slides

99 voters have answered this question.

What other articles of clothing are acceptable?

24% (24) Overalls
26% (26) Coveralls
20% (20) Jumpsuit
49% (49) Necktie
42% (42) Bow tie
9% (9) Bolo tie
24% (24) Scarf
37% (37) Knee socks
31% (31) Athletic socks
60% (60) Dress socks
53% (53) Glasses
41% (41) Handcuffs
34% (34) Tie pin
39% (39) Cuff links
46% (46) Watch
22% (22) Earrings
28% (28) Necklace
23% (23) Bracelet
22% (22) "Kick me" sign

99 voters have answered this question.

What pieces of clothing should you wear when you go to sleep?

39% (39) Nothing
44% (44) Underwear
31% (31) Pajama pants
25% (25) Pajama top
13% (13) Onesie
13% (13) Drop seat onesie
14% (14) What you wore during the day

99 voters have answered this question.

What kinds of actions are acceptable when someone enters the room, approaches you, or speaks to you?

48% (48) Standing at attention
17% (17) Saluting
41% (41) Bowing your head
31% (31) Bowing at the waist
26% (26) Bowing on your knees
23% (23) Completely bowing on the floor with arms out, "Child's Position"
56% (56) Not speaking unless spoken to
9% (9) Ignoring them
16% (16) Waving
26% (26) Saying "hey"

99 voters have answered this question.

How should your clothing be worn?

26% (26) With this many buttons unbuttoned:
55% (55) Tucked in
19% (19) Untucked
21% (21) Pants at belly button
48% (48) Pants at waist
8% (8) Pants sagging
9% (9) Tie loose
42% (42) Tie tight
12% (12) Collar popped
41% (41) Collar starched
12% (12) Sleeves rolled up
8% (8) Shoes untied

99 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2015-10-02 20:34:01 by Flagpole Wedgie
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