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Do you know your place?

Respect has drastically decreased in this day and age. Obedience is crucial in this society, but nobody has any respect. Do you? If you don't, I hope you learn a little something here. This poll is intended towards males just because I cannot speak for women.
Let's start with the demographic. What age are you?
Less than 13
13-14
15-17
18-20
21-29
30-39
40 or more
Let's start easy. What's the correct way to address a man older than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man about your age?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man younger than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a teenage boy
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a young boy?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a felony? (In addition what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What job would you be happy to take on?
Shoe shiner
Servant
Torture device tester
Lab rat
At-home husband
Human furniture
Slave
Butler
Private
Which three ways are acceptable to wear your hair?
Thick bowl cut
Shaggy and unkempt
Quiff
Short and slicked down
Long and down
Bald
Buzz cut
Perm
Man bun
Which two kinds of shirts are acceptable to wear?
Button-down casual shirt
Thermal shirt
Muscle shirt
Polo
Long sleeved t-shirt
T-shirt
Tank top
Button-down dress shirt
Tuxedo shirt
What other kinds of tops are acceptable?
Blazer
Vest
Sport coat
Suit jacket
Hoodie
Sweatshirt
Jumper
Sweater
Tuxedo coat with tail
What kinds of pants are acceptable?
Athletic shorts
Skinny jeans
Normal jeans
Jean shorts
Khaki shorts
Tuxedo pants
Dress pants
Cargo shorts
Military uniform pants
Khakis
Yoga pants
Dress shorts
What kinds of hats are acceptable to wear?
Snapback
Straw hat
Fedora
Newsboy cap
Beanie
Fishing hat
Top hat
What kinds of underwear are acceptable to wear?
Thermal underwear
Bikini briefs
Union suit
Briefs
G-string
Commando
Diaper
Thong
Boxers
Boxer briefs
Jockstrap
What kinds of shoes are acceptable?
Sandals
Sneakers
Flip flops
Dress shoes
Loafers
Slides
What other articles of clothing are acceptable?
Dress socks
Bow tie
Bracelet
Glasses
Watch
Earrings
Coveralls
Athletic socks
Jumpsuit
Cuff links
Knee socks
Overalls
Necklace
Scarf
Bolo tie
Tie pin
Necktie
Handcuffs
"Kick me" sign
What pieces of clothing should you wear when you go to sleep?
Nothing
Underwear
Pajama pants
Pajama top
Onesie
Drop seat onesie
What you wore during the day
What kinds of actions are acceptable when someone enters the room, approaches you, or speaks to you?
Not speaking unless spoken to
Waving
Saying "hey"
Bowing your head
Bowing on your knees
Bowing at the waist
Completely bowing on the floor with arms out, "Child's Position"
Saluting
Standing at attention
Ignoring them
How should your clothing be worn?
Pants at belly button
Collar popped
Tucked in
Collar starched
Sleeves rolled up
Pants sagging
Pants at waist
Untucked
Tie tight
Tie loose
With this many buttons unbuttoned:
Shoes untied
This poll was created on 2015-10-02 20:34:01 by Flagpole Wedgie