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Do you know your place?

Respect has drastically decreased in this day and age. Obedience is crucial in this society, but nobody has any respect. Do you? If you don't, I hope you learn a little something here. This poll is intended towards males just because I cannot speak for women.
Let's start with the demographic. What age are you?
Less than 13
13-14
15-17
18-20
21-29
30-39
40 or more
Let's start easy. What's the correct way to address a man older than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man about your age?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man younger than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a teenage boy
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a young boy?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a felony? (In addition what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What job would you be happy to take on?
Servant
Lab rat
Butler
Human furniture
Private
At-home husband
Torture device tester
Slave
Shoe shiner
Which three ways are acceptable to wear your hair?
Long and down
Short and slicked down
Bald
Buzz cut
Man bun
Quiff
Thick bowl cut
Perm
Shaggy and unkempt
Which two kinds of shirts are acceptable to wear?
Muscle shirt
Tuxedo shirt
Polo
Button-down casual shirt
T-shirt
Tank top
Button-down dress shirt
Long sleeved t-shirt
Thermal shirt
What other kinds of tops are acceptable?
Blazer
Tuxedo coat with tail
Sweater
Hoodie
Suit jacket
Sport coat
Sweatshirt
Vest
Jumper
What kinds of pants are acceptable?
Athletic shorts
Jean shorts
Dress shorts
Normal jeans
Military uniform pants
Skinny jeans
Tuxedo pants
Yoga pants
Khaki shorts
Cargo shorts
Dress pants
Khakis
What kinds of hats are acceptable to wear?
Fedora
Top hat
Beanie
Snapback
Straw hat
Newsboy cap
Fishing hat
What kinds of underwear are acceptable to wear?
Union suit
Boxers
Jockstrap
Thong
G-string
Bikini briefs
Diaper
Thermal underwear
Commando
Boxer briefs
Briefs
What kinds of shoes are acceptable?
Slides
Flip flops
Sneakers
Loafers
Sandals
Dress shoes
What other articles of clothing are acceptable?
Necklace
Cuff links
Scarf
Knee socks
Bow tie
Necktie
Bracelet
Handcuffs
Coveralls
Overalls
Watch
"Kick me" sign
Glasses
Dress socks
Earrings
Tie pin
Athletic socks
Jumpsuit
Bolo tie
What pieces of clothing should you wear when you go to sleep?
Nothing
Underwear
Pajama pants
Pajama top
Onesie
Drop seat onesie
What you wore during the day
What kinds of actions are acceptable when someone enters the room, approaches you, or speaks to you?
Not speaking unless spoken to
Completely bowing on the floor with arms out, "Child's Position"
Saluting
Saying "hey"
Bowing at the waist
Bowing your head
Bowing on your knees
Waving
Ignoring them
Standing at attention
How should your clothing be worn?
Pants sagging
Untucked
Shoes untied
Sleeves rolled up
With this many buttons unbuttoned:
Tie loose
Collar starched
Pants at belly button
Pants at waist
Tucked in
Tie tight
Collar popped
This poll was created on 2015-10-02 20:34:01 by Flagpole Wedgie