User: Marvin Furd

I sooooo absolutely love white briefs!!!!!! They show every line and shadow of a guy's family jewels. Screw black underwear!!! Black doesn't show shadows. White briefs shows us where a guy's attention is pointing, how big his balls are, and a really good clue (whether or not he shows a headline) if he still has his foreskin! (Shhhh! I can't believe I just typed that!)

But all seriousness aside, white briefs are so hot! They show so much!

Another little side-issue on white briefs is whether to go bikini style or fly-front. On a one-to-ten scale, I'd give white bikinis a 14 and fly-fronts a 15. Why, you may ask? Fly-front briefs are absolute, pure male assertiveness. No guy with a $%!@ is going to buy fly-front briefs so he can pee standing up. We all (thankfully) do that every day. I wear white, fly-front briefs, so I can pee standing up, even easier!

Thanks for a wonderful poll!!!!

You have weird friends, dude! That was a pretty vicious thing to do to you. Did he know you were hanging free in there? That hurt just reading it!